Would Jack Donaghy From “30 Rock” Hire You?

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  • 1.
    What skill did you list on your resume?

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    Football negotiation
    Bow hunting polar bears
    Cooking

  • 2.
    Can money buy happiness?

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    Yes, obviously. What are you? A Northwestern graduate?
    No. It IS happiness.
    No, but bitcoins can.

  • 3.
    Define “Pos-Mens”:

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    Positive messages
    A meninist movement
    Possible menstruation

  • 4.
    Be honest: What is your greatest weakness?

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    My secret love of soap operas.
    I am a woman.
    If I am not bald now, I will be one day.

  • 5.
    What should one NOT do in a negotiation?

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    DON’T: Speak first, smile, negotiate with yourself.
    DON’T: Speak first, wear yellow, come to the meeting sober.
    DON’T: Speak first, change the rules, offer niceties.

  • 6.
    Which of the following is not a word?

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    Innoventually
    Businesswoman
    Environment

  • 7.
    Where did you go to college?

    Stanford
    Harvard
    Princeton

  • 8.
    What is the Six Sigma Wheel of Domination?

    A visualization of the Business Bible
    A motivational tool
    A formula Stalin used to manipulate the masses

  • 9.
    What is an example of “power clashing”?

    Engaging in a threesome with Condoleezza Rice and Sting.
    A duel regulated by the Six Sigma, taking place in the basement of the Waldorf-Astoria.
    Wearing stripes on stripes.

  • 10.
    What are the locales a gentleman visits when he’s angry, horny, and depressed?

    Sbarro’s when you’re angry, the NY Stock Exchange when you’re horny, Christie’s when you’re depressed.
    Sbarro’s when you’re horny, the NY Stock Exchange when you’re angry, Christie’s when you’re depressed.
    Sbarro’s when you’re depressed, the NY Stock Exchange when you’re angry, Christie’s when you’re horny.

  • [/ol]
    Would Jack Donaghy From “30 Rock” Hire You?
    You got: No. Please leave.

    Good god. You call this a resume? Your application doesn’t even meet minimum Kabletown requirements … which says a lot.

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