Why “Jersey Shore Shark Attack” Will Be The Best Movie Of The Summer
Fake, more attractive-looking Snook-a-likes
A Snooki look-a-like.
The super realistic-looking sharks we've come to expect in SyFy movies
This guy's abs
This bro's hair
It's very important to him, obviously
Vinny, from the real “Jersey Shore” is in it
There's a wet t-shirt contest involved
Shark sneak-attacks like this
The face these guys make after being told about said shark attacks
This guy obviously dies
Joey Fatone is in the movie
and he obviously dies
Guidos and guns…
For more info, check out SyFy's website or watch the trailer below:
View this video on YouTube
Don't forget to set your DVR: the movie premieres Saturday, June 9th at 9pm.
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