Ranking The "America's Next Top Model" Music Videos

7.
Shannon Ratliff, “World Go Round”

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What up, Shan-Shan? This song is seriously the worst. It's embarrassing on every level, though I guess I do appreciate the camera literally flipping upside-down along with Shannon's mind. Clever!

6.
Angelea Preston, “I'm Here”

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It's always refreshing to hear Angelea own her awfulness, but this song never really connects. It all feels so noncommittal, which is strange for a song repeatedly asserting that she's not going anywhere.

5.
Alexandria Everett, “Go, Go, Go…”

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OK, so it's not all that interesting, but it's also not the disaster the judges made it out to be. While it's a little flat, the song is decent. And Alexandria's fierce hair steals the show anyway.

4.
Laura Kirkpatrick, “Southern Sweet Girl”

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This is so deliriously dumb. I love Laura's bubble gum pop mentality — “Southern Sweet Girl” sounds exactly like you'd expect a song written by Laura to sound. It doesn't even matter that she can't sing at all.

3.
Dominique Reighard, “Tooch Ya Booty”

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Love this, and not just because it looks a lot like a drag performance. (Dominique is my favorite drag queen who is also a biological woman.) Bonus points for making “booty tooch” sound a little less stupid.

2.
Allison Harvard, “Underwater”

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What is this sorcery? Only a freaky alien like Allison could write a song about her dead father and manage to incorporate “POT LEDOM” without sounding terrible. The end result is actually kind of frightening.

1.
Lisa D'Amato, “I Be Like Whoa!”

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It's hard to compete with Lisa's mad rhymes. Of course, she has the advantage of having a music career outside of Top Model. Have you checked out her debut album La Puchinetta, or her follow-up Flippin' the Bird?

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