If Homer Simpson Was A Fox News Pundit

Marge: “Honey, I'm glad you're passionate. I just hope you're not riling people up with your show.

Homer: “Oh, Marge! Don't worry! People know I'm doing a character, like Stephen Colbert or Newt Gingrich.”

The “Liberal Straw Man”

Homer's book

A Homer Simpson guarantee: “I'm not just another loudmouth. I'm a loudmouth who says things you're afraid to say. But not racist things!”

And now, an obvious Chris Christie joke:

Homer: “Eh, maybe I'll vote Democrat. The great thing is, when they get in they act like Republicans.”

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