Here’s What Early ’00s Boy Band Members Are Doing These Days
Nick Carter: He takes selfies with salads.
A.J. McLean: He is growing a man bun.
This pic is captioned: “Fresh cut! The bun is cooking. Not quite done yet but we’re in the oven at least. Lol”
Howie D.: He takes winter vacations with his two kids.
There are mountains.
Brian Littrell: This is his kid. He’s like a real person.
Kevin Richardson: He somehow got tickets to Hamilton.
RIP Rich Cronin.
Brad Fischetti: When he’s not retweeting people about defunding Planned Parenthood or preaching in parking lots, he’s praying outside of abortion clinics.
Devin Lima: He’s in a band called LiveFromOrlando. That’s not a typo there just aren’t any spaces in it.
Erik-Michael Estrada: He rides the subway with AJ from BSB.
Trevor Penick: He gave up drinking for Lent.
“32 days into Lent, I love not drinking (shocker) 28 more days to get to 60!”
Jacob Underwood: He doesn’t have dreadlocks anymore.
Dan Miller: His head is now the size of a slice of pizza.
Ashley Angel Parker: Has left O-Town to pursue a career as a full-time certifiable Instagram thot.
Justin Jeffre: He is telling people he didn’t pay for their parking.
Jeff Timmons: He’s is probably working out because he still has those fat tits.
Drew Lachey: He opened a bar with his brother in Cincinnati, Ohio.
Remember they’re related.
Nick Lachey: He feeds his pug spider monkey baby sushi.
Mark Barry: He’s a personal trainer and still could GET. IT.
Christian Burns: He’s a DJ now, I think.
Stephen McNally: He is part of a band called 10 Reasons To Live. Their new album sampler was posted on YouTube on March 8, 2016. It currently has 288 views.
Raz B: I think he owns a bar in Shanghai.
Lil’ Fizz: Is on VH1’s Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood and promotes teeth whiteners on Insta.
Omarion: Literally DAD AF.
J-Boog: He makes Instagram videos showing you how to workout without a gym.
JC Chasez: He tweets at Justin Timberlake. Justin Timberlake does not tweet back.
Chris Kirkpatrick: He hosts ’90s bar crawls.
Lance Bass: He is scouting locations for “Bye Bye Bye” part 2.
Joey Fatone: He is opening up a hot dog & Italian ice restaurant in the Florida Mall called “Fat One’s.” It’s a play on his last name and most common insult.
Justin Timberlake: Can’t stop the feeling to straighten his hair! Is also busy getting dragged on Twitter.
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