Before Vs. After Your Mom Adds You On Facebook

Before your mom added you: You upload a picture of you at a bar, in an effort to piece together the night before.

After your mom added you: You upload a picture of you at a bar, and pretend that you remember the exact moment it was taken.

Before your mom added you: You update your status about breakfast with a tinge of promiscuity.

After your mom added you: You update your status about breakfast and nothing else.

Before your mom added you: A friend comments on a photo about your wild night out.

After your mom adds you: A friend comments on a photo and you delete it immediately.

Before your mom added you: Your friends understand your ~double meaning~ and roll with it.

After your mom adds you: Your mom makes everyone on your friend list feel uncomfortable as hell.

Before your mom added you: You comment and like the picture your friend uploaded of your new tattoo/piercing.

After your mom adds you: You comment on the picture your friend uploaded of your new tattoo/piercing and deny everything.

Before your mom added you: Your friend posts on your timeline and you joke about your drunken escapades.

After your mom adds you: Your friend posts on your timeline and you play dumb harder than ever before.

Before your mom added you: You post song lyrics and people UNDERSTAND and come together.

After your mom adds you: You post song lyrics and your mom texts you five minutes later concerned about the state of your life.

Before your mom added you: A friend tags you in a picture and you LOL to yourself remembering how much of a hot mess you were.

After your mom adds you: A friend tags you in a picture and you untag yourself faster than you ever thought possible.

Here’s to all the COOL moms on Facebook…

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