45 Incredibly Manly ’90s Products That Boys Begged Their Parents For

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This super macho snack:

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These shoes that will light up your day:

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Or these kicks you had to pump:

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This awesome halloween costume:

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You had one of these two glorious systems:

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And then later, one of these two systems:

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Or maybe you were too cool for school and got this little gem:

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MIGHTY MAX:

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Your first car wash:

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Looney Tunes “Hip Hop” apparel:

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This ultimate figurine collection:

Homies, yo.

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Or these ninjas that only cost a quarter:

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This technological breakthrough in hydro weaponry:

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These aquatic bros:

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These incredibly compact and flexible action figures:

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Your first tool kit:

17.
This ultimate bromance story on video cassette:

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This balancing Superman:

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This old fashioned toy with a smart marketing ploy:

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These legendary ice cream bars:

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This recorder because KEVIN FUCKING MCALLISTER had it:

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The power of the VORTEX:

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These shirts that opened a can of fashion whoop-ass:

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BATMAN:

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VACMAN:

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LEGOS. ALWAYS:

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If you wanted to keep playing with toys but felt like a grown up:

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This spinning weed pendant:

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When this skateboarding game didn't work out…

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There was always this one:

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These colorful gaming systems that fit in your pocket.

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These cards that introduced the word “holographic” into your vocabulary:

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This bloodless, non-violent game:

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These McDonald's Batman mugs that seem to last FOREVER in your cupboard:

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This speedy popsicle:

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This long lost cereal:

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These VR Trooper and Power Rangers pogs from McDonald's:

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This video tape rewinder that you always confused for a toy car:

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This toy that finally allowed you to eat bugs:

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Your first driving simulator:

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These nearly extinct cap guns:

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This Scholastic novel:

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The only dictionary that ever mattered:

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This toy set that was just out of this world:

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And finally, FUBU:

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