4 Cats Answer Some VERY Important Questions
1. “Why can’t I touch your paws? Really though — why?”
Stinky: The real question, human, is why you keep trying. How do YOU like it when we touch YOUR paws with our claws?
2. “Why don’t you like dog?”
Crackles: Dog has no control over drool.
POTUS: Dog thinks bed is his.
Stinky: Dog is obsessed with butts.
3. “How come you only wanna play when I really need to finish my work?”
Ravioli: You look so cute when you’re all determined and stuff, human.
4. “How are you not bald?”
POTUS: Sounds like you’re just jealous because you’re bald, like everywhere.
5. “Is there glue on your paws? What’s the deal?”
Ravioli: No, that’s classified information — and get over it, two legs.
6. “And, are you always wearing secret rocket shoes?”
POTUS: We’re just better than you.
Crackles: Yeah. Grow a tail, homosapien.
7. “Do you have feelings for curtain?”
Stinky: HUMAN! STAHP! We’re just friends!
Ravioli: No — but, who’s asking?
Crackles: *winks* ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
8. “What’s the deal with string?”
Ravioli: String is wayyyy better than ice cream.
9. “Why do you chew on wires?”
Ravioli: Dude, you stick a rod of plastic in your mouth twice a day and fill your mouth with crazy-looking rabies foam, and I’m not asking you any questions.
Crackles: Because it makes you FREAK. OUT.
10. “So, like, what kinda music are you into?”
POTUS: Save it for your Tinder date, loser.
Did you attack the pack of Temptations Treats?
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Illustration created by Danielle Cenata/BuzzFeed.
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