29 Times Mariah Carey Slayed Your Faves On Instagram

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When she was a woman of the people and wasn’t above riding public transportation.

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When she pushed Rudolph out of the way and took the lead on Santa’s Sleigh.

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When she graciously posed with a struggling artist.

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When she worked her angles FLAWLESSLY while wrangling a wild koala.

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When she proved she was the Queen of Multitasking while warming up AND going through hair & makeup at the same time.

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When she cleaned her house while singing, proving she is the One True Elusive Chanteuse.

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When she was the siren with the highest vocal range of ANY living creature in this picture.

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When she SLAYED all your Disney Princess faves.

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When she showed up every other mother at the playground by playing with her kids in a gown and heels.

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When she took a night swim in a very expensive gown, like a true DIVA.

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When she taught us the CORRECT way to say “pecan.”

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That debate is now settled.

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When she re-created A Charlie Brown Christmas at her house just because SHE CAN.

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When she basked under the rays of the sun, as the pool fountain slowly whispered “Nicki Minaj is terrible,” because, yes, she really is that MAGICAL.

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When she showed us that a TRUE A-LISTER wears gowns while traveling by private jet.

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Sweatpants and Uggs are so bourgeois.

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When she turned water into Cristal.

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When she was so overcome by the power of her own voice that she needed to have a “praise Jesus moment” on top of a piano.

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When she let us know that unlike other people, she really doesn’t need makeup, ’cause she really is that naturally pretty.

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She woke and went to sleep like this.

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When she entertained all of New York City from atop the Empire State Building.

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They say that if you listened closely you could hear her all the way to Albany.

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When she fulfilled her patriotic duty to vote like a true queen, shades and all.

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20.
Just… whatever is going on here…

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…and here, where she is rocking a CANDY SHELL BRA. Could your faves EVEN???

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When she brought out her inner Ina Garten and proved she deserves her own Food Network show. “All I Want For Christmas Is Food,” maybe?

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When she walked her dog. In a bikini. In the snow.

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THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED HER ANYWAY.

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When she looked like a “Vision Of Love” in her hospital pic. Black and white, to boot!

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Then when she took a “cast” picture with Jane Fonda. Because if you’re going to injure your arm, you may as well get a good Insta out of it.

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And of course when she rocked a bedazzled sling that MATCHED her floor-length ball gown. Mariah doesn’t get injured — it’s just an opportunity to accessorize.

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When she tried to trick us into believing she does her own hair and makeup. AS IF. Mariah, we know you have a style team of like, 20 at your beck and call.

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When her legendary closet was so fabulous, she didn’t even need to leave her house to go shopping.

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And finally, when she generously let us Lambs see the left side of her face.

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