25 Reasons Why Babies Are Basically Just Tiny Drunk People

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It's almost impossible for them to take a “nice” picture:

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So they always look like this:

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They have no idea what's going on around them:

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And even the simplest task becomes a huge ordeal:

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They always have a lot of trouble in the bathroom:

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And they're always tripping over invisible stuff:

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They'll fall asleep anytime, anywhere:

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ANYWHERE:

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And they do strange things when they're sleeping:

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Sitting down is an Olympic sport for them:

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But if they're still standing, chances are they're standing like this:

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I mean, they're always messing up the easiest activities, like putting on clothes:

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And they seem to have trouble fixing even the simplest of problems, like trying to eat a cookie with floaties on:

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They always get ridiculously excited over food:

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They don't deal well with surprises:

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Not to mention they're always hurting themselves:

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And getting in other people's way:

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They always need someone else to tell them what they're doing is annoying:

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And they always spend way too much time looking at themselves in the mirror:

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They have terrible motor skills:

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…Which always leads them to end up in situations they immediately regret:

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And to them getting stuck in the strangest places:

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Or, you know, trapped:

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When you try to talk to them they look a lot like this:

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And their mood changes at the drop of a pin:

But, most importantly, they have the exact same reaction to pizza as drunk people:

BEAUTIFUL.

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