24 Dog Pictures That Will Make You Say “Me On My Period”
When you literally feel it coming.
Aaaaand it’s here.
When this is the only comfortable position.
It might look crazy, but it feels like someone finally stopped stabbing your uterus.
When you’re contemplating whether or not to call in sick with PMS.
Can’t come in. Bleeding from my vagina.
When someone suggests that your bad mood is the result of PMS.
SO WHAT IF IT IS, SUSAN?
When you have to sneeze but you know it’s risky.
Things to consider first: How new is this tampon? How aggressive will the sneeze be? How much do you like this underwear?
When your period comes with a face full of pimples.
This is fine.
When you realize you and your friend have ~synced up~.
OMG Brittany and you’re wearing white? Ballsy.
When everything hurts.
Just leave me here.
When this wine is really helping your cramps.
Please tell me more about how labor pains were sooo much more painful than cramps because tbh that’s really not relevant to my situation right now.
When bae just wants to hold you and you’re like “please kindly fuck off.”
Nope nope nope RELEASE ME.
When it’s day two and you can’t be trusted with pretty underwear.
It’s this or a diaper.
When you have to venture out into the world to get tampons.
If no one looks at me or talks to me or touches me I’ll be fine.
When you’ve officially had it with everyone around you.
Goddamnit Toby can you just wait your turn?
When someone suggests exercising to get rid of your cramps.
That will literally not happen ever.
When you don’t know why you’re crying but you can’t stop.
I’m just feeling very attacked right now!
When all you want is carbs in and around your mouth.
Bread wouldn’t hurt you. Bread cares.
When the period shits start.
When someone asks why you’re taking your bag to the bathroom.
Oh that’s so funny because it’s NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS BRENDA.
When you wake up and realize you bled through your tampon.
Welp, looks like laundry day is happening a little earlier than anticipated.
When your boobs have swelled to twice their size.
Yes I’m aware my chest is huge right now and yes it hurts very much.
When no amount of caffeine is waking you up.
Eight hours of sleep, three cups of coffee, and zero energy.
When you want to have sex, and they say, “But aren’t you on your period?”
Oh I’m sorry are those mutually exclusive?
When you’re sorry for what you said while PMSing.
It was my angry shedding uterus talking.
When you think it’s finally over and then….
Casey Gueren is a senior health editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.
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