23 Questions Australia Has For Britain
Why is it called Yorkshire pudding when it is most definitely not pudding?
And why are Jaffa Cakes not actually cakes?
And what the hell is a spotted dick?!??!
Are your teenagers really as ~wild~ as they are on Skins?
What drives so many people to murder in Midsomer, and how is there even anyone left alive there now?
Why do you love Neighbours so much?
Do your rocky beaches make you cry?
Do these guys carry top secret stuff in their hats?
Why do you give places such ridiculous names?
How do you actually live with the terrible weather?
And do you not know how to use sunscreen?
Do YOU find British accents sexy?
And actually, why are there so many different accents in such a small area?
Then again, how are there so many PEOPLE in such a small area?!
And how can you still have so much open countryside??
Why do you confusingly call private schools “public”?
Have you found the entrance to Diagon Alley yet?
How is PVA glue so versatile?
Why do you always say “Happy Christmas” when you guys literally invented “Merry Christmas”?
Why are you SO obsessed with tea?
What’s with all the queuing?
What even is HP sauce?
And when will you finally accept that Vegemite is far superior to Marmite?
Seriously, Britain, WTF?
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