18 Women Respond To The First Mean Thing Someone Said About Their Bodies

1.
“You have something on your face.”

Response: “I was turning into a woman. Deal with it.”

2.
“You look like you’re babysitting your friends.”

Response: “Oh, I’m not (but my boobs appeared early).”

3.
“You’re the vice president of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.”

Response: “He got bit by a rabid dog the next week. So, karma is a BITCH.”

4.
“Flat as a stick.”

Response: “My boobs are still small, so I don’t have to wear a bra all the time!!!”

5.
“Can I touch your Buddha belly?”

Response: “I think you meant, ‘Can I caress your six-pack abs?'”

6.
“You’re too short.”

Response: “But I still get away with the kids menu.”

7.
“Why are your eyes shaped like that?”

Response: “Don’t talk to me.”

8.
“You have such short eyelashes.”

Response: “WTF, WHO CARES?”

9.
“No one likes you because you’re an ugly, pimply, man-whore.”

Response: “Bitch, I’m flawless.”

10.
“Your thighs are FAT.”

Response: “I <3 my thighs…and you’re mean!”

11.
“You have such a FAT BUTT!”

Response: “In 2015, you’ll wish you did, too.”

12.
“Time to feed the cow.” (They threw fries at me while saying this.)

Response: “I still love fries so screw you! Plus, being chubby forced me to get a personality so THANKS!!!”

13.
“Bag of bones.”

Response: “Dude, I was in FOURTH GRADE.” (It was my friend’s mom who said it.)

14.
“That dress makes you look fat.”

Response: “What? I can’t hear you over the bag of chips I’m about to eat. Fuck off!” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

15.
“What’s that thing on your neck? Did you try to kill yourself?”

Response: “It’s a scar from a birthmark, you jerk.” (Also, RUDE and really insensitive.)

16.
“Fat bitch.”

Response: “FUCK YOU.”

17.
“Pardon my saying it, but you look like a f*cking elephant.”

Response: “Under no circumstances would I pardon you saying that.”

18.
“I can see your ribs… You look disgusting.”

Response: “These ribs protect my heart… A heart that you clearly don’t have.”

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