17 New-Mom Tweets That Are Totally Your Life

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You know sleep is a thing of the past:

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You know shaving is definitely not a priority:

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You know what it’s like to live in your own filth for days:

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You know how it feels to socialize without your baby:

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You know what literal hell feels like:

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You know that driving can be very dangerous:

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You know new magic tricks:

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You know personal hygiene isn’t all that important:

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You know Google is your best friend:

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You know what true disappointment feels like:

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You know all about dry shampoo:

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You know how much money is wasted on toys:

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You know what it’s like to really be obsessed with someone:

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You know what it’s like to pee a little during normal activities:

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You know what it’s like to worry about your baby’s bodily functions:

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You know what it’s like to try to reason with an infant:

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And you know what it’s like to get puked on all day, every day:

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