13 Foods You Absolutely Have To Eat Two At A Time

1.
Tacos

No one in the history of mankind has ever eaten a single taco. It’s a rule of nature: birds fly, fish swim, humans eat two tacos.

2.
Hot Dogs

Yeah, you can try eating just one. But then the first one would get lonely in your tum-tum.

3.
Waffles

Who’s ever heard of ONE waffle? It’s ridiculous! Like a dog walking on two legs.

4.
Pizza

A guy from my high school ate one slice of pizza once and now he’s in jail.

5.
Cheese Sticks

Ya gotta. Ya just gotta.

6.
Enchiladas

Picture it in your mind’s eye: a single enchilada. The only thing sadder is watching an elderly man eat alone in a diner.

7.
Peanut Butter Cups

If you try to eat just one your body involuntarily throws up the first one. It’s science.

8.
Clementines

Why do you think the bags contain EVEN NUMBERS?

9.
Empanadas

Here’s a list of things that are more possible than eating a single empanada:

# Pigs flying

– End of list –

10.
Eggs

Because how else would you make a bacon-and-egg smiley face?

11.
Plums

Like, if they’re on the small side.

12.
Breakfast sausages

It’s borderline pornographic to only have one sausage on your plate. THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

13.
Chocolate Chip Cookies

Just try eating one cookie. See how that works out for you.

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