13 Foods You Absolutely Have To Eat Two At A Time
No one in the history of mankind has ever eaten a single taco. It’s a rule of nature: birds fly, fish swim, humans eat two tacos.
Yeah, you can try eating just one. But then the first one would get lonely in your tum-tum.
Who’s ever heard of ONE waffle? It’s ridiculous! Like a dog walking on two legs.
A guy from my high school ate one slice of pizza once and now he’s in jail.
Ya gotta. Ya just gotta.
Picture it in your mind’s eye: a single enchilada. The only thing sadder is watching an elderly man eat alone in a diner.
Peanut Butter Cups
If you try to eat just one your body involuntarily throws up the first one. It’s science.
Why do you think the bags contain EVEN NUMBERS?
Here’s a list of things that are more possible than eating a single empanada:
# Pigs flying
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Because how else would you make a bacon-and-egg smiley face?
Like, if they’re on the small side.
It’s borderline pornographic to only have one sausage on your plate. THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Just try eating one cookie. See how that works out for you.