11 Ways To Ruin A Bachelorette Party According To “New Girl”
By making it a surprise.
Because you never know when a nosy aunt is going to tag along.
And then going all horror movie on her.
By playing games the bride can NEVER EVER WIN.
No seriously though.
By launching a covert op to find out what the groom's penis looks like.
And then trying to comfort the bride with gonad talk.
By being a pregnant lesbian doctor offering free exams to a room full of models.
By inviting this friend.
By whipping out the software.
By getting in a not fight with you not maid of honor about pajama sets.
Or friendship or whatever.
“It's awful hot in here, who wants to cool down with a double scoop of Alfredo?”
Bonus! How to ruin a bachelor party.
DEAD DAD PASS.
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