11 Reasons Why The World Isn’t Going To End
1. Because who else is going to pull Santa’s sleigh:
2. Because there are two more movies in the Hobbit Trilogy:
3. Because you finally got into a comfortable sitting position:
4. Because you finally learned how to tie a tie and it would be a shame for all your hard work to go to waste:
5. Because you haven’t finished reading all 1079 pages of Infinite Jest yet:
6. Because you haven’t finished your sandwich yet:
7. Because you haven’t learned how to surf yet.
8. Because there’s no way you’re getting out of paying your taxes:
9. Because this kitty believes that love is better than the end of all things:
10. Because the Cubs STILL haven’t won the World Series:
11. And of course because Ryan Gosling won’t let it happen:
Defy the end of the world with Syfy’s brand new series Defiance premiering April 2013.
Learn more about it over at Syfy.